I regret that my whereabouts has remained a mystery, but, as you know, extraterrestrials are deemed hypothetical beings. Even though merely relating stories, I am not willing to be hounded as a source by present skeptics and believers. I will avail myself of a proffered wormhole and take the easy way out. The best stories from my decades of association with hypotheticals I leave with you. And even as I will be jumping the distortion quickly, more stories proceed apace at merely the speed of light. I for one am anxious to learn what happens to Roz and Jamillah. I for one am still searching for the perfect date. And next go around I will use my education as a Lit-and-Phil major with one real and three hypothetical languages to translate a few more tales of Earthlings and Hypotheticals that I hope will tickle our fancies. Note that exiting a wormhole releases a vast amount of energy and destroys matter within its reach. Please get your news from a few differently slanted sources. Search for a report of possible unexplained energy well beyond the Moon. Try page thirteen or so for a small article with a short and uninteresting title. Do not expect it to be repeated. Do not seek answers in public because the men in black are not obliging as interested parties would have you believe. Do continue daydreaming! I shall be gone too long, don’t wait for me, Dears.
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