Menacing, maudlin and maddening - Uncle Fester has a profound impact on the home and the village as they feed him cigarettes to calm his ever clacking finger-tips...

In a world where everybody has a magic power Jamie seems to be an ordinary disappointment good only for helping his mate Dave avoid certain Death By Erection...

The GameCat has been entertaining and horrifying live audiences in the UK for over 20 years. Now he presents the same reprehensible material to the cyberworld. Read, enjoy, or hate - it is all good.

Everyone has a party piece it seems, at least in a world where we joggle for position amongst our peers - or perhaps just for that special attention...

If you can't beat them…After living with penis size anxiety for most of his 50 years author, Ant Smith, decided we needed an honest self-help book on the subject. Something to turn up in search results...

Twenty shorter, darker, page poems from Ant, The GameCat, Smith. No where near as much fun as seeing him on stage but it can't all be sunlight and roses - can it?

Sometimes you need a magic wardrobe, a flying carpet or a secret garden. A means to step out of this immediate, ugly, threatening world into some other place. A place where evils banished stay banished...

A sweet prose-poem recollection of school sex education and one young man's first such exploration.

A dark telling of a modern Christmas ghost story... read in candlelight one yuletide when you find you are alone (if any of us ever are)

A short story comedy of true love and the ultimate in commitment...

If a penis size anxiety self-help book isn't your thing, you can still enjoy the world famous poem Shorty which appears in this collection with 10 other little pieces inspired by (or related to) the male...