Can you write an entire book as one text a day?  Sure. You are writing to one audience member at a time. You can create interesting thing. You can push yourself as a writer in this method.  David Macpherson...

Who is the killer? Who can it be? Can it be the friend? The lover? The butler? The drunken policeman? All of them are possibly the killer. We don't know. Really. But we have a list of possible suspects....

What's the one thing we know about Death?  He certainly gets around.  He has to travel all over the place. He is not on a pale horse. He is on ride-share. He takes trains and trucks. He rides up escalators...

What are the Pops you wish existed?  You collect, but you wish there were special ones.  This book tells you of the ones that should have been.  There is the Henry the VIII and his Wives Pops. We have...

How many ways can a love story go?  "He's Not For Her" is an eight page comic story from 1975. It is a love story about two sisters and the man that has come between them It all ends well for everyone....

Thank you for reading this blurb. There are so many things you are expected to read. Now you have to read blurbs to see if you want to buy this book and then read it.  There is a lot of people wanting...

How do we climb to the top of a comic?  It's an absurd question, but there are a few comics where this makes sense. In 1967, Wham-O put out a comic book that was 52 pages and two feet high. It was called,...

You have been bitten by a zombie. What do you do?  Well, don't hide it from the members of your post-apocalyptic community of survivors. They would not be happy if you turned into a zombie without telling...

What you have here is a collection of fifty brief, silly-ass stories. None of them are long, so you don't have to suffer through one for pages and pages if you don't dig it.  For this blurb, we include...

 Every superhero has a reason for them being that way.  This book contains several hundred origins of superheroes. They were scientists inventing potions. They got hit by lightning. They were children...

If you were given a coloring book, what superhero would you like to color? We hope it is the Hulk, because we are knee deep in a long in depth discussion of The Incredible Hulk Coloring Book: The Dot...

How can you find a time traveler pretending to be a regular fella?  Why should you find out who the time travelers are?  Because time travelers are all two bit hoods who are trying to swindle you out...

Can action figures give you happiness?  There are many toy manufacturers who certainly hope they do. They made commercials to explain how you can play with them and what joy you should find in these Barbies...

What is a comic book narrative? How do we tell any kind of story? In the first part of this book, David Macpherson, has attempted a new way to tell a comic book story. He made a pile of 105 random comics...

Here is a list that can be quite important to you.  There are certain things you can say that will end a conversation. Some are simple like, "The house is on fire." Others are more individualized, such...

Every great adventure begins with a wizened old man with a yellowing beard who tells you what your quest is. He will tell you where to go. He will tell you what magic you will need, even if you don't...

What kind of writing can you get done in three days? David Macpherson wrote a memoir in three days. He liked it so much, he did it five more times. What you have in this book are the six small memoirs...

Argle-bargle means copious but meaningless talk or writing. And that's what this zine is going to give every issue. For our first issue, we tackle the question, "Regular or double stuffed?" This is a...

What is the best part of a detective story? We think it's the moment that the detective presents the evidence. The detective gives a list of strange, unrelated items and from them, the criminal is discovered....

Aren't you tired of books with plot and character and just want to read simple lists? Us too. And with that in mind, we have included four of the small books that David Macpherson wrote. They demonstrate...

An argle-bargle is copious but meaningless talk or writing. In this argle-bargle, we tackle the question, why do single socks disappear and where the hell do they go? Spoiler alert: we offer a clear and...

How do you tell a friend that they are not good at writing? There is no good way to tell your friend that. You might as well burn that bridge of friendship and get out of the village as quickly as possible. We...

What's the secret of writing the killer book title? We know, but we can't tell you. Sorry. Sworn to secrecy. But we can give you one thing that can work for a while. There is a trend that is selling books....

So you want to be a successful bad writer. Well, who doesn't? We all want that sweet sweet hack writer money. And why shouldn't you have your piece of that cash pie? To get that lucre, we have compiled...

Can you join the National Novel Writing Challenge and cheat your way to success? Well, what do you think? Read the title. You totally can cheat your way to finishing a book in a month. Every November,...

Watching UHF Programs during the 1970s. That was a way of life for the author when he was a kid in Illinois. His memory is filled with Giant Robots, Masked Wrestlers, and Cartoon Rock Stars. It was a...

What secrets will you find if you stare at a piece of art for three hours? Will truth open itself to you just by gazing at something long enough? The Three Hour Gaze was first suggested by a professor...

What can you do with great pulp fiction titles? Well you can take these awesome titles and write your own brief stories. That's what David Macpherson did. He took these sordid assemblages of words and...

For the latest Bad Writer's Guide, we have decided to tackle the important concept of grammar and usage, but do it in the most useless way possible, because this whole book consists of just 29 sentences,...

Who doesn't want all your fears and desires to be wrapped up in list form? We have done that for you. Everything to be wary of is included. Really. Every single one. The Long Weekend Review is a monthly...