Do you think you could be a woman who thinks too much?
Take the WWTTM Test
1. Do you say, "I'm sorry!" when someone bumps into you?
2. Are you forbidden to watch Dr. Phil because he is a bad influence?
3. Do you often find yourself doing laundry at midnight while the rest of your family sleeps?
4. Do you own, or have you borrowed more than six self-help books during the past two years?
5. Instead of asking for help, do you find it easierjust to do it yourself?
6. Do you have one or more compulsive behaviors that lead to extreme behavior?
7. Does your mate show more affection to a pet than he does to you?
8. Do you do over 90% of the housework in your household and work outside the home?
9. Do you take Prozac or any of Prozac's offspring drugs?
10. Have you ever smoked more than one pack of cigarettes a day? Even when you had pneumonia?
11. Does a financial or emotional crisis flip you upside down more than once a year?
12. Have you ever gone for marriage counseling...by yourself?
13. Is your hair colored, highlighted, blitzed, streaked or bleached?
14. Have you ever answered `No!" to all the questions pertaining to a family history of alcoholism, chemical imbalance and depression on your medical forms when the answer should have been "Yes!"and did you deny it because…what has that got to do with your life?
15. Has your mother, your sister or a therapist ever told you that you are in denial?
How to Judge Your Test Results!
• If you answered "Yes" or "Sometimes" to more than five questions, you may be a woman who thinks too much.
• If you answered "Yes" or "Sometimes" to less than five questions, you are probably not in a relationship.
• If you answered `No" to at least fourteen questions, you may be either a woman who is extremely healthy or a woman who is deep in denial.
• If you answered "Yes" to question thirteen, it doesn't matter because it was a fake question thrown in to confuse healthy women.
• If your mate tore up your copy of this book or threw your e-reader in the trash before you could take the test, you may be a woman who needs a restraining order and an extended visit from your mother.
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