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                    <li>John compares himself to Mark Twain & Ernest Hemingway. Some people call him <b>delusional</b>. He calls himself <b>confident</b>.</li>
                    <li>John says he’s "a model railroad hobbyist." In other words, he likes to play with toy trains.</li>
                    <li>John keeps a 20 gallon commune of tropical fish. The fish are happy; they co-exist peacefully; they’re healthy & well-fed. John & the fish prefer live plants.
                    Unlike the ocean, <b>no plastic</b> is allowed in their water!</li>
                    <li>John <b>likes</b> to cook. It’s a means to an end. He really, really, really <b>loves</b> to eat!</li>
                    <li>Despite a B.S. from City College of New York & a Master’s Degree in Library & Information Science from St. John’s University,
                    to feed himself & his cats, John bangs nails for a living. Like the great John Henry, another steel driving man, John Pansini will be buried with his hammer in his hands.</li>
                    <li>John loves all animals, great or small; especially cats; especially his cats: Spooky (female 17), Cloud (male 12) and Alvin (a little orange terror, 6).</li>
                    <li>John is still single. No woman he ever wanted ever wanted him.</li>
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