Johnny - Libros y biografía

Music Jokes: Funny Jokes About Music! Get ready to hit the high notes of hilarity with "Music Jokes: The Symphony of Snickers"! Are you in pursuit of the most uproarious music jokes on the internet? Looking...

Where do you see yourself in the future? The book provides insight into how a couple chooses to change everyday life, how they set out to transform a ruin into a home in southernmost Italy, and what...

Get ready for a comedy rollercoaster ride with the most rib-tickling bug, insect, and creepy-crawly jokes on the internet! Want to be the life of the party and champion the laughter wars? This joke book...

Saddle up for an unbridled adventure of laughter with "Horse Jokes for Kids: Horsing Around," a collection of Horse Jokes for Kids!" This joy-filled jaunt through the pasture is packed full of whimsical...

Step into a world of giggles and ghouls with "Witch Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids"! This spellbinding joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious and age-appropriate witch and Halloween-themed...

Dive into a treasure trove of chuckles with "100+ Knock Knock Jokes!" Perfect for kids and kids-at-heart, this collection by renowned joke master, Johnny B. Laughing, guarantees belly laughs galore. What...

This third instalment is arguably the most important volume of Johnny's memoirs yet, as it firmly establishes him as one of the great 'thinkers' of modern times. Johnny shares with us some of his insights...

In this second volume of his memoirs, Johnny describes how he infiltrated a dangerous gang of 'activists' and thwarted a plot to carry out a series of terrorist attacks in the U.K. In a race against time,...

The strangest episode of Johnny's adventures so far sees him confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher and the mysterious death of one of his acquaintances. His investigations of an esoteric and well-being...

Did you know that the average male bladder can hold approximately one pint of liquid? However, when it comes to an Irishman, his bladder tends to have a somewhat larger capacity. The bladder of a healthy...

Embark on a thrilling journey through the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs, the legendary 'conscious vigilante,' in this gripping trilogy of novellas. In the first instalment, "From Russia With Chilli And...

Journey through these memoirs with Johnny as he describes a world fraught with danger, mystery and questionable hygiene. With each page, he draws us deeper into his enigmatic realm as the truth behind...

When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando'. Deprived of his...

The Era of Nighttime Has Begun... Forty years have passed since the end of the vampire/human war. Vampires have taken over the planet and have settled in, making themselves comfortable in the infrastructure...

A New Dark Leader Has Emerged... Following Maurice's near-assassination and the overthrow of the American Vampire Council, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki have fled to Luxembourg, where they've taken refuge...

When Nora, Orlo, Robert, Amelie, Jaden, Rohit, and Brody form a seven-person team of live-action-role-players to enter a massive three-day Vampire LARP tournament, they have no idea two real vampires...

The mob is out for blood. Literally. At the height of prohibition, the real threat on the streets of 1929 Chicago isn't Al Capone and his empire built on bootleg whiskey; it's the vampire mafia. And the...

Another life, another adventure... Maurice went to the Chicago World's Fair to disrupt it in the name of French pride. Instead, he finds himself embroiled in the mysterious disappearance of one of the...

What the New Order Seeks, Reginald Must Find... The new vampire president and his psychotic right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months. In the public eye,...

Immortality Has Met Its Match... Ever since the Ring of Fire, the world's vampires have seen their mortality. They won't live forever after all — not if the angels who created them decide to snuff them...

Maurice is back in the office of Dr. Annabel Rice with another story from his eternal life. It's the 1980s, and Maurice thinks he may have a home with a punk-rock group of humans. They squat in buildings...

Angels and Demons, Myths and Legends... It's been six months since Reginald Baskin became a vampire too fat to live happily with the beautiful undead — six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old...

Sometimes the safest place to hide is directly in the public eye. Someone has been glamouring Dr. Annabel Rice, and Maurice is not happy about it. Especially when he figures out what kind of information...

This book is an illuminating guide on critical, sensitive and salvation-based topics that will intrigue, educate, inspire and above all promote the doctrine of salvation as the focal point of the entire...

This book is an illuminating guide on critical, sensitive and salvation-based topics that will intrigue, educate, inspire and above all promote the doctrine of salvation as the focal point of the entire...

Salvation Manual: Bible Made Easy through Questions and Answers for the book of Jeremiah is one of several books in the Salvation Manual: Bible Made Easy through Questions and Answers series. Like other...

In the novella "From Russia with Chilli and Garlic Sauce," the legend of Johnny Two Kebabs is revealed as being an astonishing reality. For years, the world has questioned the existence of this larger-than-life...

 Life is good at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve, bad rap music is played loudly, and The Rat is killed often enough to stem his immortality....

In retail and life, Green is God You think working at a gas station is bad? Maybe in fast food? Those are the jobs that the employees at Greens wish they had. For Dylan, it's intolerable. The Fed decided...

Archer has finally found the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with — and she's in love with him too. But if he wants a happy future with Hannah, he'll have to keep his jackass friends from...