Maximo resides in a well-maintained igloo located in the Saharan Desert. He enjoys his life on the unbeaten paths strewn with corpses of mundain and unoriginal authors. He trods with heavy army boots as he treads and stomps through the daffodils. He is able to easily finish a side of bovine in less than 30 minutes---raw----chased down by a six pack of diet soda.  Always up for the latest challenges thrown at him by neerdowells and geeks from all corners of the globe, his synapses always fire10 times faster than the average homosapien. He has no downtime as he spends his busy time counting newly formed stars in distant galaxies.  He looks forward to creating more scenarios for you average humans. You don't  need to verbally thank him because he can already read your minds.