Do the Nightmare on Elm Street movies really occur in the order that they were released? And how does Freddy Krueger's TV show fit in? Or Wes Craven's New Nightmare? What about the music videos? Well...

Mr. Satanism, the movie critic who takes no prisoners, presents fifty(ish) reviews of dragon movies, from the classic to the obscure, so that you can sleep soundly knowing that you'll never have to suffer...

Remember when vampires were scary? Yeah, us neither. Between your Twilight and your Vampire: The Masquerade vampires have become the biggest tools in monsterdom, never mind the fact that they weren't...

Dragons? Wizards? Hobbits? Supervillain-cum-movie critic Mr. Satanism has had enough of all this magic and wonder, so he's back to take the piss out of fantasy films once and for all. Be they Arabian...

Infamous film critic Mr. Satanism takes a break from the horror beat to deconstruct the critically-neglected but perennially popular sub-sub-genre known as the "Lifetime Original Movie". Why? Because...

Think you know zombies? Supervillain-cum-film critic Mr. Satanism plumbs the depths of this over-saturated genre, with over 100 brutally honest reviews of undead obscurities you never knew existed, including,...

We've all seen at least one movie where a friendly alien visits Earth only to face prejudice and misunderstanding. Well forget those movies. Space aliens should be scary, and the ones featured in Mr....

For once the number 13 is lucky, because for his thirteenth film guide, caustic cinema critic Mr. Satanism has reviewed only movies with "13" in the title. It's nothing but a cheap, lazy gimmick, obviously,...

Quick, name something invisible. If you said something like "Institutional racism!" then don't buy this book, because you're just gonna end up getting ticked off and signing some online petition. If you...

A canine-thropic (it's a word now) assault on that detestable Uncle Tom of the animal kingdom, man's so-called best friend (not), the treacherous, mangy, smelly, useless DOG. Vilest of pets, the dog does...

Mr. Satanism: "So, would it be wrong to say that I roast these movies?"Editor: "That could be construed as disrespectful, yes."Mr Satanism: "How do you figure?"Editor: "Witch trials were once a very real...

If something smells fishy, it's not just Mr. Satanism's ex-wife, because this time the infamous Internet film critic is taking on shark movies, hilariously skewering everything from proto-Jaws potboilers,...

Do creepy, crawly critters cause you to cringe? What about alliteration? Either way, if you like movies with the inherent "ick" factor these varmints elicit, film critic Mr. Satanism has you covered....

In 66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil, infamous supervillain-turned-Internet film critic Mr. Satanism sounds off on over 65 movies about the Prince of Darkness, from misguided multi-million dollar sequels...

We are less than enthused to announce the publication of a new Mr. Satanism film review book for 2024. We're very sorry. On the plus side, he reviews several movies people have actually heard of this...

It's his magnum opus, and he doesn't even know what that means. Mr. Satanism's biggest, thickest, throbbing-est movie guide yet covers nearly every dinosaur movie ever made, from the silent era to Jurassic...

"I sense an unnatural presence in this place... and I'm going to f--k it!" Infamous internet film critic Mr. Satanism sets his sights on the haunted house film, savaging the Amityville Horror series,...

Like true love, Bigfoot doesn't really exist, but that hasn't stopped hordes of people from looking for him, trying to capture him on film, and, worst of all, making terrible movies about him. Now Mr....

Cannibal movies really are the least-effort-required horror movies to produce. A little fake (or not) blood and some expired meat donated by a sympathetic butcher, and you're good to go. All you have...

Rage-fueled supervillain-cum-movie critic Mr. Satanism is back, with an entire book dedicated exclusively to werewolf movies. Why? Because he hates himself, apparently. See, despite being one of monsterdom's...

How many Oz movies do you think there are? Like three, right? Ha! There are dozens, and if you include cartoon specials that number may swell into the hundreds. It's easy to forget now, especially since...