Sherlock Holmes takes on his greatest case, the Paul McCartney death clues.

It's sad when a celebrity dies before their time. But, what if they're not really dead? What if they've just been recruited to a higher purpose?

Let's See How You Like It is a satire, but it introduces ideas that I personally find very interesting. What do we do with those who wear ignorant hatred as a badge of honor? Is Frank right or wrong?...

What happens if you're the chosen one... but you suck at it? The story of a disappointing savior.

It's just so plausible. Not that it's actually happening. Of course it's not. Why are those men following me? You'd probably be better off just not knowing.

A satirical short story about a guy who gets to meet the architect behind the this year's election season. It's not who he expects.

A surreal satire about some toys who learn about Bay's movies and vow to get revenge for the way he portrays them- and the universe as a whole.

Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues is the tale of a not particularly likeable fellow named Norman Joyner. A doomcryer from birth- Norman gets his wish when 94% of the population dies of the flu. When the dust...

A story about the power of music. A suicidal man in a mental hospital is saved by the unexpected sound of jazz floating in from outside his window.

It Takes All Three is a story from the early days of Bobby Stoner- the main character in "The Diary of Bobbys Stoner." In this story, Bobby learns an important lesson about taking things for granted....

When Terrance Trainer discovers he has superpowers, he is forced to confront a sad truth- being a superhero isn't nearly as straight forward as it seems.

A short story inspired by true events. Some people are just too clever by half.

It isn't easy being a superhero. This is the story of just how difficult it can be on the noggin.

Everything was going so well for the Antichrist, until that damn kid and his YouTube.

A silly story about a bong Bobby Stoner had in college that wanted one thing more than any other: respect. If you enjoy this story, you should check out the full length novel: The Diary of Bobby Stoner-...

I don't know if you've ever read this story in the bible- but man- it sucks!

Exodus Year 40- is a sort of humorous essay/deconstruction of the Ten Commandments story as it is found in Exodus. I've been doing a lot of Bible reading as research for my latest novel The Gospels of...

Dreams are Real revolves around one man's struggle to come to terms with what happens when we he is asleep and the strange events that lead him to arrive at his unconventional conclusions.

It's a bit of a curse to have a childish sense of humor, but for one Ohio city-councilman, not being able to keep it together could mean the loss of his job. Some of this story is true, but most of it...

INFINITE REGRESS- A short piece of sci-fi about a girl who has an idea to build a computer inside a computer- and what happens. I originally had the idea for this story when I was thinking about a computer...

A short story about the fact of Mr. Snuffleupagus and his divinity. Seriously. He's God. Why are you looking at me like that?

Life of Crime tells the story of a son who discovers his boring baby boomer parents have been living a secret life- a secret life that has recently gotten out of hand. (I have a strong feeling this story...

This is the story of why The Devil Came Down to Georgia is a stupid song. Because it really, really is.

A horror story in the style of Mark Twain about a man named Joe the Satirist who travels from town to town lampooning the local culture.

A sci-fi short story about a little girl who meets a unique group of protesters at a parade and demands to know what they're on about.

Everyone always talks about how awesome Gandalf the Grey is, but what about his poor horse?

The disturbing tale of a troubled twelve year old boy who discovers that outsmarting a bully can have unexpected repercussions.

A more autobiographical than I wish it was story about a role I played in a musical in high school 20 years ago. It's inspired by the way, way, way overdue removal of the Confederate flag from State capitals...

Augmented Reality is a horror short story inspired by the process of editing my novel Conspiracy: The Movie, the Novel. It's a little darker than more normal stories, but it was fun to write and has a...

Bobby Steiner, perpetually stoned heroine of "The Diary of Bobby Steiner" returns with an all-new short adventure.