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The referee. You can't have a game without one. The most hated man (or woman) in football but you have to invite one to every game. Enjoy a laugh at the anti and wicked humour of Scottish referee Big...

With no party having a majority it was decided the position of First Minister should go to neutral, AGSTLO (Ah m Gonnae Sort This Lot Oot party) MSP, Big Nellie Nellis, a controversial imposing lady with...

An hilarious and often wise collection of Scots saying straight from the mouths of the Grannies of Glasgow. With each snippet accompanied by a straightforward English translation, this is your introduction...

These are tough times. Prices spiralling! Climate change! International tension! Pandemics! It's not hard to find things to worry about. But Scottish grannies can be an oasis of calm. Their wit and wisdom,...

Meet Bus Pass Barbara and Bus Pass Molly.Since they first met in Glasgow's Buchanan Bus Station, they have been using their bus passes to explore new parts of Scotland they never dreamed they'd see.As...

The 50th anniversary of the last trams in Glasgow is 2012. The last regular tram in Glasgow ran on 1 September, 1962. However on the 2, 3 and 4 of September, a very special tram service was operated between...

'If the Waverley sank right now and I wanted to swim to the nearest land, how far would that be?' 'About a hundred yards, sur.' 'Amazing. Which way?' 'Down!' True 'Glesca' humour and history combined,...

The Scots have a unique way of communicating their feelings. Their sayings are cheeky, to the point, rude and always funny. Scotland's bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious...

I'm a fresh new poet who has touched upon the unspoken words that stay in our minds. As a person journeys through my book, they will find themselves feeling the passion and the pain. I think my book of...

Max McMuddle is no ordinary middle schooler—he's clumsy, wildly imaginative, and always finds himself in comically exaggerated situations. This time, Max's latest adventure takes him into the world of...

When Amelia Hart ghosted a charming guy on a dating app, she thought it was just another harmless swipe in the wrong direction. But her world flips when she walks into work Monday morning—only to find...

Don't Blink... You Might Miss Something.  Joe Castaletta has been running the underbelly of Chicago for decades, but it's now time to turn over the keys to the kingdom. His right-hand man, Demetri DeMarco,...

Anya, a 17-year-old history enthusiast, feels stifled by her mundane life in Havenwood. She dreams of adventure beyond her small town, working at a local café. Unbeknownst to her, Havenwood sits on a...

Niels Richter and Moritz Engel are a pair of witch hunters in the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation. Moritz was already tired of the job, but Richter, being a fanatic, had no intention of stopping.On...

Lily's sent to live with her wealthy Aunt Eleanor after her mother is sent to prison. Despised by her Aunt and ridiculed at her new school, Lily created a magical world in her mind to escape the torment...

Detective Jake Maddock arrives in a quaint English village, eager for a break from his hectic life in Los Angeles. Used to the fast-paced city, he struggles to adjust to the slower lifestyle until he...

Dive into 30 Very Short Stories, a vibrant collection that transports readers across time, space, and emotion in just a few pages. Each tale, brimming with wit, suspense, and the unexpected, showcases...

Tales of the SupernaturalDive into a chilling collection of modernized folklore, where spectral ice cream vendors, malevolent jinn, and doppelgänger-haunted homes blur the line between reality and the...

A time-capsule from the 1980's is discovered in New York City's Grand Central Terminal.  Buried for over 100 years, the box contains an old-style video tape recording of a young reporter, Serene Winters,...

In the serene village of Reigny lies Lake Reigny, a place of beauty cloaked in sinister legend. In 1915, a man named Edward Bletchley committed an unspeakable act, drowning his fiancée, Elizabeth Garrett....

Buchbeschreibung:"Mordwelle – Dunkle Geheimnisse in der Nordsee" ist ein fesselnder deutschsprachiger Psychothriller, der in der rauen, nebligen Atmosphäre einer abgelegenen Nordseeinsel spielt. Als ein...

Brother Dominic is called away from his teaching duties to assist his old friend Howard Miller in solving a Murder Close To Home.

Science unearthed the impossible. Now something wants it back.Buried deep beneath the South African soil lies a secret so ancient, it threatens to unravel everything we know about human origins. When...

Riley's world explodes when she finds out about her husband's betrayal. She never thought he'd do something so awful when he claimed she was his whole world.Rick finds out about the betrayal in a hard,...

She's making a fresh start. He's hunting her. Ivy thought witness protection would keep her safe. A new name, a new town, a fresh start. But how do you build a life on a lie—especially when the man who...

On Tulare Island, Magick is a way of life, but for smart-mouthed Nicole Fontane, it's a curse to be avoided at all costs. Yet the legacy she was born with and her failure to live up to it isn't so easy...

Love might survive the apocalypse—but can it survive humans?The first day of the plant-based zombie apocalypse brings more than just the undead . As society crumbles, Rose Woods finds herself leaning...

A champion bull rider. A runaway lawyer. A second chance they didn't see coming.Cowboy Craig's rodeo ride comes to a crashing halt, thanks to a two-thousand-pound bull. Stuck at home, this stockman's...

SOME LEGENDS ARE TRUE... EVEN IF YOU PRAY THEY AREN'TIn a forgotten English coastal town, a sinister fairy tale lies in wait beneath the dunes. When an estranged father and son return to sell the family...

Book Detour to Hell & Paperback is a spoof on author book tours, based on my debut novel, The Bard & The Barman: An Account of Shakespeare's Lost Years. Embarking on my publicity campaign before...

Some storms shatter. Others reveal what was always meant to stay.Seven years ago, Elara Morgan walked away from everything she knew—including the one person who truly knew her heart. Haunted by a shared...

The title of the tabloid—Little Miss Squabble—said it all. And more importantly, it said who: Princess Penelope, whose alleged bedroom-destroying tantrum has become Jestoria's juiciest scandal of late....

A collection of the best modern American literature from author Mord McGhee published in journals and magazines between 2022 and 2023, including content never before seen to readers. Delight in this collection...

Amapiano. Fire. Secrets. One township chef rising with every plate.Jonny Mokoena dreams bigger than his street food stall in Sebokeng. With a spatula in hand and spice in his soul, he's becoming the Vaal's...

Eternal Bonds is a dark, emotionally charged vampire tale that weaves love, betrayal, and immortality into a hauntingly beautiful narrative. At its heart is Lucian, a brooding immortal haunted by his...

Supernatural Branch of Law Enforcement empath Ella Walsh sucks memories from people's heads. The job fills her mind with others' nightmares and leaves her with little time for love, but if she doesn't...

Aimee Ankatel, youngest daughter to the richest merchant in all Karadok only has eyes for the heavily scarred Lord Kentigern. A ferocious competitor, her heart beats louder when she watches him compete...

Princess Una harbors no illusions about her claims to Karadok's throne. The last of her ill-fated line, she is just grateful she emerged from the dark days of war with her head still on her shoulders....