A former child star is sick and needs a kidney. She obtains the kidney through ill-gotten means and is subsequently dragged on social media for being a kidney thief. Various other hijinks ensue pre and...

A possibly mentally ill woman who believes finding a husband will provide her with the stability that has always eluded her, decides to snatch up a homeless man and turn him into her dream king.

After the death of their mob boss father, two unhinged sisters deal with taking over the family business and avoiding getting sent to swim with the fishes in the process.

Jamal is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend weeks after she begins seeing a psychiatrist who puts her on a mood stabilizer as treatment for severe mental instability. Seeing the world through less-deranged...

Zaddy billionaire philanthropist Eurydice McOrpheus is finally going to space. He intends to discover a new planet and make a new Earth. Time to start over because this version of Earth is bad and gross....

A heavy-set lesbian buys jeans cream, wistfully recalls her old love for a homosexual Korean karate teacher, and just generally muses on how vaguely awful her life is, and how meager and petty her existence....

A  journalist interviews Bradley Cooper for his latest role playing Meryl Streep in the biopic of her life.

The morning of Thanksgiving, Muriel pooped out a condom. The night before she had been getting banged by some dude named Roger. He had slicked-down baby hairs and a Pootie Tang ponytail. His body smelled...

A man who contracted the HIV/AIDS virus from a horse goes on a road trip with his two best guy friends to confront the horse, and ask him wtf. 

Jerbenjamin Analsworth, the Third stuck out his tongue and made a noise like "AAHHHH!!" to begin his most famous video to date, "I'm Mixed." "I'm a mulatto, y'all!" Jerbenji 3 brayed as he jumped around...

Krystal gets an offer to suck some Jamaican d, but she's not really feeling it. He's wearing jean shorts and a puka shell necklace and has muscles, so it looks like maybe he works out? That is seriously...

Rosa links up with some no hairline having brown pants wearing dude named Martin who wants her to do something about protesting or some such On her way to do a protest or some such, Rosa is accosted by...

Brittany is a gold digger thotty who got thrown out of Arby's by Lil Romeo. Naomi f*cked Macaulay Culkin. Sharona been engaged like eight times but dudes keep dippin' cuz she dead inside and maybe her...

It took Diana three months to get the ring. Three months of gagging on a sticky dick that has grits on it sometimes. Whatever, he'd been paying all her bills and buying her Taco Bell literally every day...

Mangus knew sixth grade meant he was a man now. Sure, his peepee was still completely hairless, he'd never seen any boobs, not even his mom or grandma's, and he still wasn't allowed to make hot chocolate...

A black woman does her first year at university. Her cousin killed herself at the college she plans to attend, so she's not exactly ecstatic. 

A boy and a girl meet in an orphanage and form a strong bond. In adulthood, they go divergent paths, but keep coming back to each other. Are they soulmates, or is one a demon sutured to the other? 

Drake won't feed his hoes. How are they supposed to twerk on the d when they are deficient in vital nutrients? Aren't Canadians supposed to be nice? Maybe this rude behavior is coming from his black side.

2/4/98Went to Burger King to order some fries. Fries don't have sugar, right? Do they I don't know. The REGISTER BITCH was BLOWING HER NOSE! Wanted to stab her!! Had no knife. Wouldn't do anything if...

Mike and Dennis, adult dude virgins, attempt to lose their virginities in a threesome.

A tragic and unbearably awkward liteskint whom no one knows or cares about has embarrassed herself by penning a cringe-worthy "autobiography". No one has asked for this. 

Francine was not excited about starting seventh grade. It was just going to be like sixth grade, except this year they were starting Algebra, and in History they were finally going to address the Louisiana...

Why did Solange kick Jay-Z's behind on that elevator? ALSO, how come Rose's big butt didn't move over and make room on that door so that Jack could live? What is wrong with people?

The last time Sharon Hamburger was seen alive was six months ago at the Miami-Dade County Community Library and Pool Lounge. She was reported by a six year old boy named Max, for sneezing on a copy of...

Russia decided they were going to send all their gays to Pluto. America was p-o'd at first, because they wanted to send their gays to Pluto. But then Mario Lopez pointed out that Uranus was, duh, way...

Tygreese's dick is too big for human consumption. He sends women to the emergency room. He's been told it should be illegal for him to fuck. But Tygreese knows there's a perfect partner out there for...

Is masturbation still taboo? Idk who cares, I'm horny af. I'm standing in line at McDonald's and getting hard off dudes wearing off-brand construction work boots from Kmart (I have a good, poor person...

If a man has sex with a horse, does that make him gay? But anyway, why is self-checkout so annoying? Why am I being asked if I need help? I came over here to avoid any and all human interaction, so...what...

Anna threatened to divorce Marvin if he refused to find them a new home. She strongly felt their current place was haunted by the ghost of their dead son, and she was tired of feeling like he was watching...

"Why do companies always put these racing stripes on the sides of athletic pants and leggings? I'm not wearing these sh*ts to exercise, I want to wear them on a regular, everyday basis like normal clothes....