Ashley Bradley - Libros y biografía

Harriet Tubman comes through to free the slaves on the Arnold plantation but they're not really feeling it. Like, where they supposed to go after they get free? To Disney World? Like, come on now.

Black people go into space. Some Asians, too. All the white people get killed first.

Tory found love on a website called attractiveblackmen.net. His name was Donald and his profile pic had him looking exactly like Denzel Washington, except more attractive because he wasn't some gay actor.

Megan sees all her ugly peers from high school getting married and having babies on Facebook. It's disgusting, but she can't help but feel she's missing out by not doing the same.

A woman attempts to get put on mental health disability, so she does not have to work.

Tired of the hoes, Drake decides to seek his soulmate on The Bachelor. For some reason Will Smith is there.

A black chick wakes up from a twelve year coma thinking she's a thirty-four year old white woman named Rebecca. It's autumn, and beautiful out. Sweater weather? Sweater weather.

Krystal’s co-worker Donna was telling her about how she had met some bedbuck in Jamaica named Trevor who shattered her pelvis completely with his “big black cock” and now she was in a wheelchair and married...

Drakkar Nah kidnaps some new hoes for the harem and takes them to Payless to buy church shoes for Jewish church. 

Will met Patrice on Tinder. Will's homies had advised against him seeking a wife on the dating app, stating there were "mostly hoes" on there. But Will was getting tired. He'd been rejected from eHarmony,...

Reggie teaches a class down at the community college that helps adult loser virgins figure out how to not be like that anymore. 

Kyle was a black dude with permed bangs who moshed to Joy Division and ate, exclusively, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Well, he'd buy the knock-off version from the dime store, dump it in a bowl, and run...

Barbara, white, has wanted to be a black woman ever since she was a child. She discovers a new procedure that will allow her to transform into the beautiful African Queen she has always dreamed of being....

A new slave arrives on the plantation who used to be free. He thinks he's better than everyone because his parents used to own a Quiznos. No one likes him because he's rude and has some disgusting thing...

Michael B. Jordan was getting his prostate examined when he asked his doctor what he thought of his latest movie, Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About. Jewish and eighty-three, the doctor sighed...

A fat white woman wants to snag a black basketball player. Only thing is, she doesn't know their names. Like, the names of them. She knows Tiger Woods but only cuz he's half-oriental. 

Nev and Max help some dude named Retchen finally meet in person the woman he's been engaged in an online relationship with for three years. Will she turn out to be fat as f*çk? Probably.

RuPaul's Drag Race season 10, Nice For What, Toni Braxton's new ep, and Amina & Adam

Chante's man keep his booty out when people hug him. He loves Patti Labelle, Old Navy flip flops, and wearing a blouse.

A black woman who's only ever been with black dudes, decides to date a white cop to, let's just say, mixed results.

The PR statement that was sent out after Santa’s death cited diabetes as cause of death, but the real tea was he had been messing around with them reindeers and got reindeer AIDS. The symptoms mimicked...

Reggie pushed up to the ATM to check his balance, "It's annoying how you can't withdraw like fifty cents from ATMs.." he said, examining his $.56 account balance. "Shouldn't've bought that horse sex swing."

Twelve thousand ways to suck a dick? Krystal could not comprehend why there would even be one.

It's Halloween night, and eight months pregnant Beatrice would like to get laid.

A pregnant woman, whose husband refuses to have sex with her, fantasizes about having a grown man suck the milk from her engorged breasts. 

Why does Drake use tampons? Does he need them to plug up his bootyhole? Does he have a vagina? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.