Donald Rump - Libros y biografía

Hank Larmspitz has a plan.Well, sort of.He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.Exactly what does he have in...

What's that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone's day!Included in this fartabulous foursome:CAPTIVE AUDIENCEThree men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series...

When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any...

Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife...

When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of...

Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down....

When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he's a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending him on an aloof adventure of betrayal and...

Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds:PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABYWhen Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a...

Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly...

You found her! The hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on wants you and only you. But aren't you forgetting something? You're broke, and this chick is way out of your league. She's scorching hot and you're…well…lucky...

When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the...

Could the greatest power…The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination…The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness……be obtained by bottling farts???"Shh…it's our secret…"...

Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge?Circa 2.400 parole.

Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you!Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including:-...

When Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the...

It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their...

Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended...

Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When...

When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the...

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little sh*t...

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little...

Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time.Approximately 2,800 words.

Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain's irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on...

De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze doorvraagt...

Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out...

I've no idea what's going in that pea-brained mind of yours.Perhaps it's all that crack you've been smoking. Who knows? And who cares?You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn't hard to see your angle.Now...

Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the...

Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away.BOTTLING...

CRITICAL ACCLAIM "…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan "Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy "What man doesn't think flatulence...

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little sh*t...