Donald Rump - Libros y biografía

When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the...

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little sh*t...

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little...

Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time.Approximately 2,800 words.

Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain's irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on...

De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze doorvraagt...

Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out...

I've no idea what's going in that pea-brained mind of yours.Perhaps it's all that crack you've been smoking. Who knows? And who cares?You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn't hard to see your angle.Now...

Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the...

Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away.BOTTLING...

CRITICAL ACCLAIM "…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan "Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy "What man doesn't think flatulence...

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little sh*t...

Mackelroy Puggsley dacht dat hij alles al een keer had gehoord, totdat een vreemde man genaamd Bilby Bloob op een ochtend aan zijn balie verschijnt. Als Bilby om een huwelijksvergunning vraagt ​​om te...

When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it."I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu."...

The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results.Approximately 1,600 words.WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.